Sacred Haven of Debauchery

We had a fire in our Instagram office today. I even managed to inhale some smoke, and I want to tell everyone who thinks like I did that smoke is no joke. It turns out, it's not easy to suffocate, it's very easy. I choked on the smoke mid-sentence, started coughing, which made me choke even more, and ran into the next room where there wasn't as much smoke, and only there was I able to catch my breath (or rather, cough it out).