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I don't believe in any kind of love, or in princes in Mercedes cars, or in princesses on broomsticks.
I think it's a terribly murky and burdensome thing that really messes with your nerves, time, and wallet. I've seen some of my friends, and I was horrified. When they spent 24 hours a day with their girlfriends, stopped communicating with friends, and abandoned their old hobbies (their girlfriends, you see, didn't like me and my interests), it was like a nightmare.
Now their girlfriends have happily left them :) They've become normal people again. So, I've firmly decided for myself - I won't get involved with women!!!
Added 4 minutes later
Yeah, when I was thirteen. Me? I don't dream about anything anymore. *without spreading his bony fingers*
That's what I think.
P.S. For me, one of the most important things that a good guy should have is this "trait" - not to get offended by anything! And in general, I can't stand guys who are wimps.

