Mikhail Zadornov
THE THIRD EAR
* Supplemented July 15


The Russian language contains secrets that aren't even present in a language as rich as English. By the way, the word "rich" /I once mentioned on television/ unlike in English, in our language it comes from the word "God" (Bog). That is, he who has much of God is rich! And he who has little of God faces trouble; he is poor.

Unfortunately, we have stopped hearing our native tongue.

Thank you (Spasibo) - save-god (spasi-bog).

Hello (Zdravstvuy) - I wish you health.

The same English words that fill our language today lack this second, spiritual meaning.

Farewell (Proshchay) - I forgive you.

Happiness (Schastye) - co-participation (souchastie). The wisest word explains how to become happy. Participate, help others, and you will live a happy life!

Many Russian words are filled with divine meaning that we fail to notice today in the hustle: Heavens (Nebesa) - not demons (ne besy). The Abode of God!

And the word "Bogatyr" (hero/giant) is formed from two words - "god" (bog) and "tyrit". Only, "tyrit" in Old Russian meant "to carry." Later, "carrying" and "stealing" merged into one process. So "bogatyr" in those distant times when the word was born meant - the carrier of God! And someone who pumped up their muscles is not a bogatyr, but simply a "gym rat"!


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Where did this language come from, whose words are filled with divine essence?

Once upon a time—more accurately, long, long ago—in the north of present-day Russia lived an amazing and very ancient people. Why in the north? Because the Earth's climate was different. And it was warm in the north.

No ornithologist today can explain why birds in our time fly north to raise their chicks. Genetic memory of those times! They still think it is warmer there. And then everyone wonders where they get the flu from? Let the scientists try giving birth among icebergs! They'd be sneezing their heads off!


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So once upon a time, it was warm in the north. And the people who lived there called themselves Aryans. "Ar" meant earth. Their main occupation was plowing. In ancient terms—"arat"! Hitler defiled the word "Aryan." An "Aryan" is a tiller of the soil, not an SS man!

The Aryans had a language, many words of which are still preserved in our tongue, but we have stopped hearing their original meaning. For example:

Dawn (Zarya) - behind the earth.

Shed (Saray) - storage on the earth.

Caravan (Karavan) - one going by the earth.

Hence the English word "car" - a machine.

Tsar - "tse" is this, "ar" is earth. Tsar originally meant - lord of the earth.

Aristocrat - an Aryan in the hundredth generation.

Even in the word old age (starost) there is "ar" - as if it pulls you toward the earth!

Dwarf (Karlik) - a "face" (lik) at the earth.

And even the currently fashionable word

Armageddon - the end of the earth!


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The word "Ra" meant sunlight.

"Joy" (Radost) - to reach the light!

Radiant/Kind (Ra-dushny) - a person of bright soul.

Rainbow (Ra-duga), heat (zha-ra), truth (p-ra-vda),

Beauty (K-ra-sota) - striving for the light.

Reason/Intellect (Ra-zum) - an enlightened mind. A smart person is one who knows a lot. A reasonable person is one who also understands what he knows.

Our ancestors especially worshipped the Light. One who honored the light was called bright, later—holy. And the storehouse of light is the TEMPLE (Khram).

There was even such a saying: "Good deeds are not done at night."

It was believed that even children conceived in the morning were born kinder.

By the way, the Volga was called the river Ra. And the land around the river - Rasseyya: the radiance of Ra. The sunny land!

Amazingly, many words in the Russian language become clear if you know the meaning of their Aryan roots.

Burrow (No-ra) - under the light. Early (Ra-no) - not yet light.

Most words with the root "RA" are still associated with light.

Faith (Ve-ra) - believing in "Ra"

Truth (P-ra-vda), Time/Moment (Po-ra),

Era (E-ra), Paradise (Ra-y)!

And finally, our most main, Slavic, native—"Ura!" (Hooray!).

This is a call to the light. That is why Slavs cannot be defeated on their own land! Not when we attack. Because then "Ura" helps us.

The opposite of "Ura!" is "uvy" (alas). "Vy" is "darkness." As they always said: "I'm coming for you (na vy)!" "Vyy" - the king of darkness. Therefore, in the Russian language, God was never addressed as "Vy" (formal you). Only as "Ty" (informal you)! And all saints—as "Ty". Light cannot be insulted by darkness. And who were addressed as "Vy"? Remember the classics. "You, sir, are a pig!"


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How could it happen that such a reasonable people suddenly vanished from history? Again, long ago, a glacier began to creep over the lands of the Aryans. Our ancestors had to leave their settled northern places and follow the sun. Thus the Aryans scattered—from the word "Rasseyya"—into many tribes and peoples across our current continent from India to Europe. But sunny Ra entered other languages. Even Greek and Latin:

Literature, culture, literacy (gramota) and... satire

Brother (bra), luster, ramp, headlight (fara)...

It turns out that the first sacred books on Earth—the "Vedas"—are also related to the language of our ancestors. And although they were written in ancient India, the name "Vedas" comes from the Aryan word "vedat" (to know). And there we encounter:

Aura, chakra, mantra, kamasutra.

Kama, by the way, is an ancient Slavic God of love. His wife is Oka.


The syllable "al" - main, majestic, powerful.

Allah, altar, alatyre...

Diamond (Almaz). Al - main. Ma - small. Z - a cutting sound. Small, cutting, main!

Amusingly, even the word "alcohol" can be decoded as the main drink that strips a person bare.

Alla. No matter how you read it—right-to-left or left-to-right, it still comes out majestic from both front and back. We all know one such Alla very well.


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The most words from those bright joyful times were preserved in the Russian, Ukrainian, and Belarusian languages. As well as in Lithuanian and Latvian.

Therefore, I always say... WE ARE ONE PEOPLE! And our governments, who cannot find a common language, are another people!

We—Ukraine, Belarus, and Russia—come from one childhood. We have common roots. For example "GA".

"Ga" meant movement in ancient times.

Foot (no-ga), cart (tele-ga), road (doro-ga), jackdaw (ga-lka)—a bird sitting by the road.

Hag (kar-ga)—a woman moving toward the earth. Hunched over.

By the way, English "go" came from "ga".

Gypsies—constant movement!

But perhaps the most impressive is the name of the bird loon (gagara). "Ga-ga-ra" - movement-movement toward the sun. Who first flew to the sun? GA-GA-RIN!


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Why do I believe we should listen to the language of our ancestors? Because they created a language that helped them hear God without intermediaries.

Aryans were people of nature. They lived in nature, like butterflies. Like birds. They didn't wage war! They had no human sacrifices, no slavery. They believed in one God. The name of this God-Creator is Rod. That which he created on earth was called na-ture (pri-rod-a). That which resulted from birth—the people (na-rod)! And whoever did not believe in God was considered a freak (urod). A degenerate (vyrodok). Fallen into darkness.


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Such times there were! There were no empires, kings, parliaments, summits, advertising campaigns, elections, show business, "star factories" with their endless miscarriages. People believed in God! And when I hear what pop music sings, I understand—it's paganism. This should be sung around a bonfire during sacrifices. Moreover, the one singing should be the sacrifice.

But! Most importantly, the Aryans were led by priest-volkhvs. They were considered holy; they were trusted. People wanted to be like them. Because volkhvs were fit, athletic, and didn't overeat. The word "pop" (priest) did not exist at that time. Agree, looking today at most of our pops, one doesn't really want to be like them. And mainly, when people see the faces of our pops, they understand from what word the word "pop" originated.

Now everyone wants to be like businessmen. Like traders! In ancient times, they were counted among the lower class, just like robbers. They were called comrades (tovarishchi)! Because, attacking caravans and ships, they killed people and shouted "look for the goods (tovar-ishchi)!"

So "comrades" is an insult! This word came to be considered noble when "comrades" eventually found robbing ships insufficient. They decided to rob nations—they went into politics.

But most interesting of all, ancient states also had customs. They stood on rivers. On portages. They dragged the goods (svolakat). Therefore, they called customs officers "scum" (svolochi - those who drag). But those were ancient customs officers—the scum. Ours are not scum. Ours are comrades!


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Today it is fashionable to talk about the "third eye." But I believe that first and foremost, one should open the "third ear"! Hearing is more important than sight. Ears hear even at night. They never get tired. Therefore, unlike eyes, they don't even blink.

So much interesting can be heard with the "third ear".

Capital (Stolitsa) - hundred faces (sto-lits).

Slav (Slavyanin) - honor-yan-yin. Yin is female energy. Yan is male active.

Peasant (Krestyanin) - cross-yan-yin. Three sanctities in one bottle!

Monkey (Obezyana) - she-without-yan (ona-bez-yana). Yan is the male energy identified with the soul. Just like Darwin!

Woman - gives life to Yin energy.

Man (Muzhchina) - from two words "husband" (muzh) and "rank" (chin). But "chin" refers to a holy rank. This doesn't mean that the higher the official, the better he is as a man.

Marriage (Zamuzhestvo). What a word! It divides into two words - "for" (za) and "courage" (muzhestvo). Medals could be given to women who have been married for a long time, writing: "For courage!" separately.

Sedition (Kramola) - prayer to the God RA

Family (Semya) - seven-I (sem-Ya)! A person consists of seven energy shells. Only in a family does he achieve energetic wholeness. From the word family came the word "seed" (semya). That from which these seven shells are born.

Yog - read backwards - Goy. Goy is an active person. Yog is a withdrawal from activity into passivity.

Righteous - a person ruled by the Vedas.

Barbarian - attacking the enemy, our ancestors let out a cry: "VAR!" - "Out! Into that land!" The enemies heard this cry and nicknamed them barbarians.

Mission - short for "Wisdom-Truth-Radiance" (Mudrost-Istina-Siya)!


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Fire was denoted by two words: "Agni" - the purifying fire, the fire of the soul, and "pir" - everyday fire. Around the everyday fire, people gathered in cold weather to eat. Thus the word "pir" (feast) changed its meaning. "P" and "F" swapped places at different stages of history and were pronounced differently by different peoples, hence the word "Fire" appeared (English). From the word "pir" also came the word "pirates." Since "pirates" always thought only of one thing: where to feast (popirovat), to celebrate!

It is known from history that Scythians are a continuation of the Aryan branch (the word "Scythians" comes from the word "skitat" - to wander. "Skity"). "T" in the west changed to "F". "Scythians" is what the ancient Greeks called this people. But Slavs called them "skity." Cattle breeders. Wanderers. Scythians were very fond of alcohol. In their time, leaders of Semitic tribes slaughtered them at the Burnt Camp, having first plied them with drink to a state of unconsciousness. About two hundred years later, several centuries before Christ's birth, the Persian king Cyrus decided to finally finish off the Scythians on their own territory. And knowing this old story, he sent an army against them, in front of which he gathered a vanguard of the weakest and sickest warriors, but loaded them with many amphorae of wine. The Scythians quickly killed the vanguard, got drunk, and Cyrus's approaching troops killed them all in their sleep. Thus the word "kiryat" appeared - meaning a drinking bout with an unsuccessful end!


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Once upon a time, instead of writing, various kinds of knots were tied, signifying one phenomenon or another. Knots were woven on a red thread. Thus the expression "a red thread" (common theme) appeared.

Records similar to runic ones, which later became Eastern hieroglyphs, were written on tablets. When there were many records, they said: "spread across the tree"!

Many words changed their meaning to the exact opposite. For example, the word "ubogiy" (wretched) meant "at God's side." A person was praised with this word. Similarly laudatory was the word "blazhennyy" (blessed/holy fool)!

Also, no one was offended by the word "bludit" (to wander/fornicate). It meant - to walk. Camel (Verblyud) is composed of two words - "vel" and "blud" - "great walker." "Blud" changed meaning when men started walking in the wrong direction! And they cemented this process for themselves!

And the word "provorniy" (nimble/quick), on the contrary, was considered insulting to a person because it came from the word "vor" (thief). This happened later, when traders bent the world to their will; a nimble person began to be identified as one showing promise.


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A fairy was considered an evil creature. A witch (vedma), on the contrary, good. From the word "vedat" (to know), just like the name of the first sacred books on earth, the "Vedas." Therefore, "witch" meant a healer. She gathered the organism into a whole. Knew which herb helped what. "Herb" (travka) was also a good word. No one got "tripped out" or had withdrawals from it.

And witches seemed scary to everyone because they ate exclusively vegetarian food and therefore lived long lives. Have you seen how vegetarians who live long look? All their faces are like a Russian country road in a drought.

But they were healthy—they knew one of the main commandments of health: "If you don't eat food as medicine, you will eat medicine as food!"

Interestingly, only in domestic medicine has the phrase "solar plexus" been preserved since ancient times, denoting the main energy center of the organism, in which solar energy is concentrated like in some battery. Therefore, when a person meditates, or is in nature and rejoices in sunlight, or shouts: "URA!", he recharges this battery.

And also, only in Russian did the word "lungs" (legkiye) come from the word "easy/light" (legko). "Lungs" is not just the name of an organ; it's a reminder! As if to say: if you think lightly, then you will breathe easily. Then you won't have pneumonia! Therefore, someone who often has pneumonia in our time should first—in a modern way—take antibiotics, and then, to avoid getting sick in the future—change, lighten their thoughts.

How much wisdom was in those ancient words when people didn't wage war.

Those who treated diseases were called "lekari" (healers), and those who told how to treat, spoke a lot while doing so, meaning they lied - "vrachi" (doctors/liars). And by the way, there was an amazing saying. It reached us. But only now do I understand its meaning: "The main thing for the patient is the timely departure of the doctor."

And the word "diet" meant - illness. Only it was pronounced "diyeta". Therefore, someone who sat on a "diet" for a long time was called an "idiot" (idiyotom).


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Those who heard and knew these primal truths were called GOI.

And IZGOI—those whose "third ear" had not only closed, but their own two had gone deaf.

As Baba Yaga said:

"Goy, esi, good youth!"

True, today's children, raised on Western films, think she said:

"Gay, esi, good youth!"

/ Anyone who wants to read something thrillingly interesting on this topic, I highly recommend the detective novels of Sergei Alekseev "Treasures of the Valkyrie"./

And whom did Baba Yaga call a GOY? Ivan the Fool! Fool (durak), by the way, was also an approving word. It came from URA. One who reached URA! Enlightened. One who lives not by mind, but by intuition. That's why he comes out as the winner in all fairy tales. Only by obeying intuition could he set off to—who knows where, for—who knows what, and resultantly snag half a kingdom, a horse, and Vasilisa, as a bonus to the horse!

Bismarck—Chancellor of Germany at the end of the 19th and beginning of the 20th centuries, one of Europe's smartest people, studied in St. Petersburg. Therefore, in his will he wrote: "Never plot anything against Russia—O! - I read Russian folk tales - To any of your tricks, Russia will always respond with its unpredictable stupidity."

Great GOYS in Russia were:

ALEXANDER NEVSKY

SERGEI RADONEZHSKY

ALEXANDER SUVOROV

GEORGY ZHUKOV

NIKOLAI PIROGOV

SERGEI KOROLEV

DANIIL ANDREEV

LEO TOLSTOY

FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY

TRETYAKOV, DAL... and many others.


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Western and our pro-Western scientists rightly ask: where is the evidence that this highly spiritual people existed on Russian territory? In Greece, Crete, Rome, Israel, Egypt—traces of developed civilizations remained everywhere. But where are they in Russia?

For a long time, indeed, there was insufficient evidence. But in the eighties, a hydroelectric station began to be built in the Southern Urals. And suddenly...! From under the ground, as in a fairy tale, ruins of entire cities began to appear. Of course, they are not as well preserved as Egyptian pyramids because Aryans built with wood. But thank God, there was permafrost in the Southern Urals for a long time, and the wood didn't all rot.

The main city that managed to be restored practically down to the foundation of every house is two thousand five hundred years BC! That is, this city was built even before the construction of Egyptian pyramids! And in every house there is a furnace for bronze casting! Yet in Greece, according to traditional academic knowledge, bronze only arrived in the second millennium BC. With the arrival of the Darians. Darians, Aryans... it even sounds similar.

I was at the excavations of this city. It is called Arkaim. Two months before me, Vladimir Putin visited it. He learned about Arkaim from foreigners. Almost in the government of Austria he was asked: "They say you also had your own ancient world?". They say Putin was bewildered and didn't know what to answer, since our politicians, in their desire to "become friends" with the West, didn't even notice the main event for Russia at the end of the 20th century—the discovery of Arkaim. Truth be told, credit must be given to the President of Russia; he flew to the Southern Urals, where he met with archaeologist scientists.

Arkaim does not fit today into the framework of traditional understanding of history. However, it can no longer be avoided even by those who wrote dissertations on the topic "Slavs - pagans and barbarians".


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The word "history" is known to everyone today. But far from everyone knows that it came from two words "iz-Tory". Torah—the sacred book of Jews. That is, today the world believes that history begins with those events described in the Torah. But the Torah was written by Jewish priests. For their own! Naturally, one had to put one's own at the forefront. Therefore, thinking that human history began with what is described in the Old Testament, and Russian history—with the arrival of Varangians in Rus, is as primitive as believing that "Bird's Milk" candies are made by milking birds.

Many foreigners today come to excavations being conducted in Ukraine in Tripillya. Cities were discovered there from five thousand years BC. Five hundred years older than the civilization of Mesopotamia—Sumerian!

Under Murmansk, slabs with amulet signs similar to runes were excavated. They are more than six thousand years BC. There was also a labyrinth-observatory two thousand years older than the Cretan one!

Near Rostov there is a place called Tanais. The great traveler of the last century Thor Heyerdahl believed that from there, from Tanais, the entire pantheon of Scandinavian Gods led by Odin came to Scandinavia. They say that almost at his prompting, excavations began in Tanais. Scientists even find it difficult to say what time settlement they managed to excavate. Maybe twenty thousand years BC, maybe thirty, or maybe all sixty! Unfortunately, Thor Heyerdahl passed away, and our authorities are less interested in our history and roots than in the International Monetary Fund. International banks do not accept excavations as collateral.

It is known that before Rome, a mysterious people, the Etruscans, lived on the Apennine Peninsula. Their cities were built according to the same system as in Arkaim! They had writing even two thousand years before the formation of Rome. None of the academic scientists in the West can decipher tablets with Etruscan inscriptions. But these tablets are easily read by our scientists who know Slavic runic, passed down to Slavs from Aryans. Records were kept on tablets. Then, by the way, the well-known expression "spread one's thought across the tree" appeared.

Also easily read by our Slavists are records made by the Pelasgians, who inhabited the Balkan Peninsula before it was conquered by Greek Achaeans. And in both these realms of Pelasgians and Etruscans, common features with the recently discovered Arkaim can be discerned.

The famous "Cretan disc," which is considered an example of the first so-called linear writing to appear in Europe, cannot be read by any Western scientist. Because they stubbornly insist: "the ancestors of Slavs were barbarians and could not have had any writing."

The West and our scientists who worship the WEST also stubbornly keep all these finds quiet. Although they no longer deny them. The thing is, these discoveries can help Russians' self-awareness of their history. And for the West, it is important that Russia be considered by the whole world as a "late production" of history, with a barbaric, semi-wild population and turn into an economic colony of the West.


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Even many English words came from Aryan roots. Sometimes it can still be guessed. For example,

Car (machine), rolling along the earth.

Carpet - literally - stuck to the earth.

Art - creativity on the earth.

Ar - cultivated land. T - our planet. Cultivating the land was considered art. Later this word became fixed for other arts. This game can be played endlessly!

For example:

No English-speaking professor, at least of those I managed to talk to, knows where the word "business" came from. Everyone thinks it's from the word "busy". On the contrary! "Busy" appeared after business. When Aryan merchants made a deal and the deal was unsuccessful, they said "left with a nose," and when successful—"without a nose." Thus a successful deal later turned the expression "without a nose" into the word "business"!

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Interestingly, in Latin too many words originally had not the meaning we put into them now. For example,

Capital - meant a criminal offense.

Office - barrier, to hinder, to place obstacles...

Bar - sadness, boredom, anguish, quarrel, scandal... Only that kind of scandal that grows from sadness and boredom.

The English word "money," meaning funds, turns out to have come from the Aryan word "manit" (to lure), "zamanivat" (to entice), "obmanyvat" (to deceive). Therefore "manager" literally means "lurer," "deceiver."

And here they are certainly right in their fears, and don't even know how much. If we hear the spring essence of our language, then first of all, we will be disappointed in the main word that the whole West has boasted for many decades—democracy.

It is well known that in Ancient Greek "demos" is people. But one clarification: not all the people! But that part of it which participated in elections. In our terms—the electorate! Who, as a rule, were and are still chosen? One who promises to settle scores, execute, avenge, conquer... The electorate is always guided by demonic feelings. Therefore the word "democracy" came from the word "demons" and means the power of demons!


DEMONCRACY!


And "administration" - from the word "ad" (hell). Hell-to-me!

"Elections" (Vybori). "Vy" is darkness. "Bor" is wind. Elections are a wind of darkness. Look at who we choose today? Who has more money, whose portraits are hung more on fences!

The word evil (zlo) came from the word "gold" (zoloto),

If you accumulate it, you get treasure,

"Treasure" (sokrovische) from the word "blood" (krov)!

Money (den'gi) in our language was formed from two words—"day" (den') and "gi". "Gi" in Sanskrit is a useful thing. Money is a useful thing for one day!


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And if we further learn how princes were chosen:

First, those who spoke less... Because if someone speaks much, then he's lying. That was the sign. According to this sign, not a single deputy today could be elected.

Second, they looked at how the "candidate for the post of tribe prince" furnished his house? If the house is excessively decorated with gadgets beyond one's means, then clearly, he will rob the whole tribe!

Importance was also given to names!

In general, volkhvs believed that names were not given to branches of a clan just so. For example, people noticed that whatever a person with the surname Gorbachev touches, it becomes somehow "humpbacked" (gorbatym). Elect him prince—the whole tribe will hunch over after some time.

Of course, it is the greatest stupidity to believe that someone can be revived by a person with the surname Grabovaya.

It won't be easy to subdue, bring into balance and reconcile parties for a person with the surname Gryzlov (Gnawer).

Malevich! Only with such a surname can one paint a "Black Square"! And pass it off as a masterpiece.

Sometimes surnames and what the owners of these surnames have done coincide to the point of mysticism, to goosebumps! For example, Khrushchev—the surname came from the word "khrushch". Khrushch is a May bug that eats everything on earth except corn.

In the Belovezhskaya Pushcha, three people met: Shushkevich, Kravchuk and Yeltsin. Shushki are gossips. Kravchuk is a cutter of material for a tailor. Yeltsy are rakes! Why didn't we know about this when we chose him as the first president of Russia? At least we would have prepared for the fact that under him we would be constantly robbed, or we would infinitely step on the same rake. So if you listen to the surnames of those who gathered in Belovezhskaya Pushcha and divided everything three ways, it turns out the Soviet Union was collapsed by: Gossips, a Cutter, and Rakes!

Also volkhvs taught: if, reading a surname, you don't understand its meaning—you must read it backwards and the secret will be revealed. Putin? Unclear. Path (put)? Confusion (putanitsa)? Putina? Putana? Let's read it in mirror image: "Nitup". Indeed, "not stupid" (ne tup). Especially compared to previous ones! He walks himself, he speaks himself.

Of course, I couldn't pass by the surname... Chubais. "Chub" (topknot)—the ancients understood as a connection with the cosmos. Cossacks wore topknots! They believed that during a fight God would pull them into paradise by the topknot. But Chubais and a cossack are like a boar and a ballet tutu. I decided to read the surname in reverse... Excuse me—"Sya-buch"! By God, there's something to it! He gathered our "babki" (money/grandmothers) with reforms... and confirmed his surname!


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How did it happen that in the Russian language, even though we stopped hearing it, the original, primal meaning of words was preserved, while in Western ones it was lost?

Because shortly before the new era, examples for the development of the European part of humanity became the known civilizations of the Mediterranean Sea: Egypt, Turkey, Roman Empire. Power in these states passed from priests to traders and warriors.

Languages from then on were needed not to plow, be happy and rejoice in the sun, but to wage war and trade!

Cunning replaced honor and dignity.

The Inquisition finally crushed the subtle, soulful feeling of the world in Europe like a gravestone. Therefore seeking divine meaning today in languages castrated by traders and the Inquisition is the same as seeking virginity in an elderly prostitute.


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In the West, our Orthodox religion is considered orthodox. It's as if we are the orthodox ones compared to them. But! Thanks to Orthodoxy, we never had an Inquisition. No Crusades against "infidels." We didn't burn women at stakes. Here we must thank our pops. They wouldn't have allowed such treatment of a woman. In the Western church, priests are pedophiles. Our pops were always womanizers. They preserved Russia's female hormones! Not for nothing are the most charming and attractive women in the world Slavic. If our girls are lying on the beach, and next to them from Europe—Spanish or English, or, not to mention it at night—German women, then all the men of the world hit on only ours, while those others are only hit on by... a tan!

Unfortunately, Peter the First slightly spoiled our natural energy by cutting a "window to Europe." He deafened us with WESTERN PR. It would have been enough to poke a small window: peek through, throw out trash. Under the influence of the West, we went deaf. Words like "treasures," "gold," "comrades," "doctors," "comrade doctors," "popsa" (pop music) began to rule over us. /The name "popsa" also didn't come from a good word!/

That is why our pro-Western reformers don't want to hear anything about the Russian language or Aryans... And that is why they need a WESTERN reform of education!

By the way, the word WEST (Zapad) comes from the word "to fall" (padat)...

Nearby are both trap (zapadnya) and bummer (zapadlo)!

And "East" (vostok) is from the word—"to rise" (voskhodit)!

Asia—"azy" (basics) and "ya" (I).

Europe—"Jews" (evrei) and "opa" (whoops). The last word is truncated! It indicates where we will all be if we dive into the WESTERN reform of education!


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Recently one of our scientists, who now works in America, sent me a letter. They love to conduct various experiments there. For example, "The Influence of Solar Storms on the Sexual Life of Partridges." This time they decided to find out and calculate how language affects the development of brain hemispheres. It turned out that those who speak English have a more developed left hemisphere—male, rational! And those who speak Slavic languages—the right, female. Intuitive!

I've noticed many times how difficult it is for foreigners to learn Russian. Especially Americans. Americans, raised by Hollywood, newspapers, pop music, TV shows, have bipolar thinking: "yes-no," "black-white"... Our language is multipolar in sensations. An American who married a Russian and lives in Moscow always asks me the most interesting questions. For example:

- Tell me, what's the difference between the words "beloved" (lyubimaya) and "any/whatever" (lyubaya)?

I ask:

- Why does this interest you?

- Well, my wife got offended. I told her: "You are my any."

- Well, did you at least say it with tenderness?


Due to untranslatable nuances, Pushkin disappears in English translation. Does he become a poor imitator of Byron? "Lekomorye" cannot be translated; it becomes—a bend in the shore.

Yesenin: "Are you still alive (zhiva), my old woman (starushka)". According to official data, there are more words in the English dictionary than in Russian. But if we look without nuances. For example, the word "zhiva" does not exist in English. There is "alive" (zhivaya). But "zhivaya" and "zhiva" are different words. "Zhiva" is a state of the soul, "zhivaya" is a state of the torso. As if she still breathes, walks. And there is no word "starushka" (dear old woman). There is "old woman" (starukha). If you translate Yesenin into English, it becomes: "Are you still alive, my old hag." Hardly anyone would love a poet who remembered his mother so unflatteringly!