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I don't believe in any of that love stuff, or princes in Mercedes cars, or princesses on broomsticks.
I think it's a terribly murky and burdensome thing that really messes with your nerves, time, and wallet. I've seen some of my friends and was horrified. When they spent 24 hours a day with their girlfriends, stopped communicating with friends, and abandoned their old hobbies (because their girlfriends, you see, didn't like me and my interests), it looked like a nightmare.
Now their girlfriends have happily left them :) They've become normal people again. So, I've firmly decided for myself - I'm not going to get involved with women!!!