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Ah, Volchik.
I, like you, was on a leash.
Volchik, I was squandering the owner's food.
Volchik, and at night I had dreams.
Everything like you, everything like you.

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I don't chat like that with my friends in real life.

I didn't expect a very active conversation from such a sociophobe as you.