Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Don't you have McDonald's?

I go to McDonald's rarely, haven't been there for a couple of months now, and I think those who eat there regularly are... well, you get the idea :3
Although there are McDonald's restaurants all over the city...

I don't have one.

Apparently, it takes about a million people in a city, plus 10-20 years, for a McDonald's to open there.

Nevertheless, the American nation suffers from obesity.

[American patriot mode on] But we are the most beautiful, the smartest, the strongest, etc. [American patriot mode off]
In general, everyone knows about the American sense of superiority, yes :3