"The Witch's Mountain." There was a lot of advertising for the movie on TV. First, they show a typical hero saving cute little kids. Then, a car hits a child with full force, and it breaks into pieces. Then, a voice in black says, "They are not children." The next scene shows the hero fighting a terrifying monster...

Cursing myself for missing such a thriller, I put aside my work and sit down to watch the movie. At first, everything is as promised - a hero, children... I'm waiting for the climax... and only after half an hour do I realize that I won't get it; it's a typical sappy fairy tale - the hero is a hero, the children are children, the monster is a monster.

9 out of 10 for the advertisement, the movie is much worse.