Draco_Lich
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Lol. I'd tear anyone to shreds for treating Sandro like that. :D :D :D He's an old, senile fool himself! :D "A blues-singing Wyvern, or a Hero of Arrows and Slippers."
...After logging in, I closed "Heroes" and, feeling completely satisfied, decided to finally get to work. That's when everything went to hell.
For some reason, instead of the usual image of the Most Intelligent, Brilliant, Logical, and, of course, Modest gamer of all Russia on my F-98 wallpaper, there appeared a smiling face, without the slightest trace of muscles, tendons, and everything else described only in horror movies and biology textbooks. I had never seen such a kind and forgiving smile on a skull's face. The latter was framed by something resembling a potato sack, presumably meant to depict a monk's hood.
- Hello, Christmas tree, Happy New Year!... - was all I could mutter, barely shaking off the black brick that had crumbled into dust, apparently having fallen from the wall of the Dungeon... Oops... Something's not right... What Dungeon are we talking about? No, how did I even get into this Dungeon?! And at that moment, the skull, which hadn't been planning on disappearing, continued to leer suggestively, as if I weren't standing before it in jeans, a shirt, and slippers, but in whatever Adam was wearing when he was created. It roared:
- You thought you had defeated me, Gelu? Well, now you can think whatever you want! You have plenty of time. You won't get out of here! AvLi will be mine, and only mine! All will fall before the power of Sandro and regret the humiliations I had to endure! And you won't be able to save anyone, oh Gelu, great ranger! - And the skull carefully produced a mocking laugh with its overly thin lips.
- But, but, no vulgarity! - still stunned, I didn't even have time to get really scared. - Dad, calm down, sit down... Relax and let's talk it over. What... Why am I here? What have I done to you? Honestly, I've never offended the elderly, I always give up my seat on the trolleybus, and in my youth, I even helped people cross the street!
Oh, authors... :D
http://www.stihija.ru/cgi-bin/view_new.pl?id=1247&db=k_prz&lines=20&page=1&sorting=id
...After logging in, I closed "Heroes" and, feeling completely satisfied, decided to finally get to work. That's when everything went to hell.
For some reason, instead of the usual image of the Most Intelligent, Brilliant, Logical, and, of course, Modest gamer of all Russia on my F-98 wallpaper, there appeared a smiling face, without the slightest trace of muscles, tendons, and everything else described only in horror movies and biology textbooks. I had never seen such a kind and forgiving smile on a skull's face. The latter was framed by something resembling a potato sack, presumably meant to depict a monk's hood.
- Hello, Christmas tree, Happy New Year!... - was all I could mutter, barely shaking off the black brick that had crumbled into dust, apparently having fallen from the wall of the Dungeon... Oops... Something's not right... What Dungeon are we talking about? No, how did I even get into this Dungeon?! And at that moment, the skull, which hadn't been planning on disappearing, continued to leer suggestively, as if I weren't standing before it in jeans, a shirt, and slippers, but in whatever Adam was wearing when he was created. It roared:
- You thought you had defeated me, Gelu? Well, now you can think whatever you want! You have plenty of time. You won't get out of here! AvLi will be mine, and only mine! All will fall before the power of Sandro and regret the humiliations I had to endure! And you won't be able to save anyone, oh Gelu, great ranger! - And the skull carefully produced a mocking laugh with its overly thin lips.
- But, but, no vulgarity! - still stunned, I didn't even have time to get really scared. - Dad, calm down, sit down... Relax and let's talk it over. What... Why am I here? What have I done to you? Honestly, I've never offended the elderly, I always give up my seat on the trolleybus, and in my youth, I even helped people cross the street!
Oh, authors... :D
http://www.stihija.ru/cgi-bin/view_new.pl?id=1247&db=k_prz&lines=20&page=1&sorting=id
Страшней драколича зверя нет!
Жаль, не лебедь я...
Сандро (не)жив! :D :D :D
Влюбившийся дурак на глупости горазд (с)
В сказке грусти синей я один, как бог... (с)
Жаль, не лебедь я...
Сандро (не)жив! :D :D :D
Влюбившийся дурак на глупости горазд (с)
В сказке грусти синей я один, как бог... (с)
