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BAZ (Bobruisk Automobile Plant)
The Bobruisk Automobile Plant (BAZ) has begun production of the "Kagdillag" car.
We offer the following models:
- "Kagdillag Medved" – a rugged off-road vehicle for forest use.
- "Kagdillag Neshtyak" – a luxury-class car.
- "Kakdillag P*zd*k" – a compact city car (model under development).
- "Kagdillag Rysag" – a parody-sport car. The base model includes "Sparco" stickers, a baseball bat in the trunk, and an "air freshener tree."
- "Kagdillag Turizd" – a blue minivan. Car enthusiasts will have access to 2 modifications of the car: "Kagdillag Turizd Rybag" and "Kagdillag Turizd Gribnig."
The model is currently being tested in Belarusian forests, and as soon as it is found, it will immediately be put into production.
- "Kagdillag Votsap" – a bold SUV for fans of RnB. The design of the model has been carefully thought out. The creators took into account all the specifics of the RnB style in the post-Soviet space. Therefore, the emphasis is on "cheap showiness":
a "leather-like" interior made of cheap materials, power windows powered by small finger batteries, and a special trailer-subwoofer. "Kagdillag Votsap" is equipped with a "silver-colored" tow chain, which, if necessary, can be worn around the owner's neck as a show of status.
Soon, a model specifically for women, "KAGDILAG GLAMOUR" in pink, is expected to be released. The color was specially developed at the "SAPCHAG" Research Institute and looks like pink metallic with glitter. The model is particularly distinguished by the absence of turn signals (because a lady should be given way by everyone, and anyone who doesn't see that a lady is driving is a goat and an a**hole), and the absence of mirrors for the same reason (except for a mirror that takes up 80% of the windshield). The base model also includes a nail file, small scissors, lipstick, powder, and other essentials for comfortable driving.
- "KAGDILLAG ZVERMASHIN" – a light truck, similar to a pickup, for transporting fruits and vegetables. All windows and headlights are tinted in the base model. There are no shock absorbers initially because they are unnecessary. "Black Eyes" and other songs are pre-recorded on the radio.
The Bobruisk Automobile Plant (BAZ) has begun production of the "Kagdillag" car.
We offer the following models:
- "Kagdillag Medved" – a rugged off-road vehicle for forest use.
- "Kagdillag Neshtyak" – a luxury-class car.
- "Kakdillag P*zd*k" – a compact city car (model under development).
- "Kagdillag Rysag" – a parody-sport car. The base model includes "Sparco" stickers, a baseball bat in the trunk, and an "air freshener tree."
- "Kagdillag Turizd" – a blue minivan. Car enthusiasts will have access to 2 modifications of the car: "Kagdillag Turizd Rybag" and "Kagdillag Turizd Gribnig."
The model is currently being tested in Belarusian forests, and as soon as it is found, it will immediately be put into production.
- "Kagdillag Votsap" – a bold SUV for fans of RnB. The design of the model has been carefully thought out. The creators took into account all the specifics of the RnB style in the post-Soviet space. Therefore, the emphasis is on "cheap showiness":
a "leather-like" interior made of cheap materials, power windows powered by small finger batteries, and a special trailer-subwoofer. "Kagdillag Votsap" is equipped with a "silver-colored" tow chain, which, if necessary, can be worn around the owner's neck as a show of status.
Soon, a model specifically for women, "KAGDILAG GLAMOUR" in pink, is expected to be released. The color was specially developed at the "SAPCHAG" Research Institute and looks like pink metallic with glitter. The model is particularly distinguished by the absence of turn signals (because a lady should be given way by everyone, and anyone who doesn't see that a lady is driving is a goat and an a**hole), and the absence of mirrors for the same reason (except for a mirror that takes up 80% of the windshield). The base model also includes a nail file, small scissors, lipstick, powder, and other essentials for comfortable driving.
- "KAGDILLAG ZVERMASHIN" – a light truck, similar to a pickup, for transporting fruits and vegetables. All windows and headlights are tinted in the base model. There are no shock absorbers initially because they are unnecessary. "Black Eyes" and other songs are pre-recorded on the radio.
