Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I play a spaceship game at home. My brother and I sit in the same room, in chairs, in front of our monitors. He sits upright, looking out the window, and I look at the wall. Basically, it turns out that we're on a spaceship. I'm the second pilot. We also have an alien on board, small and fluffy. I sit and give commands or carry out orders myself, run errands, and so on. When I return, I say: "Second pilot is ready for flight." It's funny, I like it.