I'll hit you in the eye with a spinning kick.
And for a slave? He knows how to dig, I think, yes.
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If you plan to work for a reputable company - get used to corporate parties.
I just don't like them) But still, I'd rather sit at such a party than in a physics class, if sitting in physics didn't bring benefit in the form of knowledge, which I don't absorb anyway.