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The newspaper will be out around the same time as last time (18:00-19:00 MSK). Or maybe even earlier, depending on how the shawarma settles.
Added 21 hours 21 minutes ago
Last night's events and the mysterious killer-jelly have left the residents of Bovblob wondering if they are growing their cucumbers correctly. Could this be a punishment from Ogurtsov?...
…The Chief Elf was already awake; he woke up early and set out with his partner in search ofwhiskey bars witnesses and anyone who had seen something suspicious or someone suspicious…
...The first person they visited was Kyle.
-Good day, miss! You look wonderful!
- I am sir!
-Good day, sir! You look wonderful! How is your jelly?
- I don't understand what you are talking about.
- Are you a grinder?
- In what sense?
- Well, do you grind?
- I don't understand you.
- Fine, you don't have to answer that question. Better tell me, did you notice anything suspicious yesterday, or anyone suspicious?
- I did!
- What?!!
- My Gracilyceratops had an upset stomach. Do you think maybe I shouldn't have fed it wasabi?
- I think you shouldn't have.
- I knew it…
- Did you notice anything else?
-The llamas in the park were cold yesterday; it was cold to sit, and when playing chess, one needs to sit on something warm…Yes, and also tonight, someone dug up all my cookies, and they had taken so well this year, cursed thieves…and that Gil4, his music has been playing all day, I'm sick of it…
-Thank you for the information, sir! Have a great day!
…The next house the elves headed to was Xostor's house. They knocked on the door…
-Who's there?
-Perverted maniacs!
-Come in!
-Good day, sir!
-I am miss.
-Good day, miss.
-Actually, I am sir.
-Proof or liar!!!
-Why are you here?
-Investigating the jelly case, you've probably heard?
- Yes, I've heard, but what does that have to do with me?
-Where were you last night?!!
-I was at home, cooking jelly, talking to a friend via cat, and what were you doing?
...The elf turned to his partner and whispered:
-It's not him, I knew it right away.
-How did you know that?
- I was the one talking to him via cat yesterday.
-Aaaaaa…
...The elf turned back to Xostor and asked:
-And have you noticed anything suspicious lately?
-Hmm..something strange was following me tonight while I was watering the tigers, but other than that, nothing.
-And why do you have bananas in your ears?
-I have no idea; when I woke up, they were already there.
-Thank you for the information,- said the chief elf and hurried away with his partner…
…The elves noticed two young men standing near a sloth stall. They were arguing over whose pepper was bigger. These were Arandor and Morning…
-My pepper is bigger! It's visible to the naked ear!
-Sorry, but I have bananas in my ears, I can't see, can I touch it?
-Hahaha LOL, NOOB! Still haven't taken the bananas out x)
…After these words, Morning hit Arandor on the head with a pepper and he fell. A pepper brawl broke out. The elves decided not to interfere, because who knows, you might get hit on the head with a pepper…
"Purr-meow, purr-meow," came from the chief elf's pocket.
-I'm listening.
-Sir, come quickly to Mr. Xostor's house!
-Already on my way!
-But we have nothing to ride in!,- said his partner.
-True, we'll have to go on foot.
…Not far from Xostor's house, they discovered the body of Slonysh, sawed in half…
-Holy cucumbers!, - exclaimed the chief elf, - she didn't finish her ice cream!!!
-Chief, but she was killed.
-Silent.., - suddenly spoke one half of Slonysh.
-Aaaa!!!, - screamed the chief elf and jumped into his partner's arms.
-Monkeys, there were too many of them, and then he, Silent.., said Slonysh and died.
-Yikes, I'm going to be sick, - said the chief elf.
-You can't stand the sight of things sawed in half?
-No, the ice cream isn't tasty x(( vanilla… bleh x((
- Mda, -___-
…When the mermaids arrived and took Slonysh's remains, they noticed she was missing one kidney; strange, could she really have been killed for a kidney? If it's that necessary, you can just go to the store and buy one...
…Despite the terrible events that occurred in the city, in the evening all the townspeople went to a masquerade ball organized by an unknown person. Well of course, why not go, there will be freebies and handouts, and with those, you'll never be bored...
-Meow! Meow!, - several messages arrived on the chief elf's cat.
-Who can't sleep at night, grumbled the pointy-eared one…
"Found one link to a Turkic proverb as evidence. On one hand, it's kind of Berber, on the other — it seems connected. I'm writing this note in case of my death — just in case... But if I survive — all the better, at least the info will reach you. Firstly, the reason for this line of thought. If you type simply 'wolf and bear' into Google and other search engines, it's damn hard to find this Turkic proverb. This means the essence is not in that. Secondly, if we reason about proverbs, why specifically a Turkic one? It's kind of exotic. I'm not certain here, but I think the link is either to the meaning of the proverb or to its Turkic origin. Perhaps it's exactly the meaning, but I found an interesting link to the second — the origin (the main thing that confuses me is why a proverb should be the hint at something Turkic?). The nickname 'GamaUn' can be read as 'Gamayun', and then on Wiki we get info:
'Gamayun — in Russian mythology, a prophetic bird that sings divine songs to people and foretells the future to those who know how to hear the secret. Gamayun knows everything in the world. When Gamayun flies from the east, a deadly storm comes.'
And then, the key point:
'The image originally came from Eastern (Persian) mythology. It was depicted with a woman's head and breast. In the mythology of ancient Iranians, there is an analogue — the bird of joy Humayun[1] (cf. Turkic borrowing Umay).'
If you follow the link from footnote 1, you land on the page of the analogue — Humayun:
'The Huma (Persian: هما, pronounced Homā), also Homa, is a legendary bird especially of the Persian branch of Iranian mythology and Sufi fable. It is said to never come to rest, living its entire life flying invisibly high above the earth, and never alighting on the ground (in some legends it is said to have no legs).'
And the point that interests us:
'In Turkic mythology, it is referred as bird of Kumay or Umay which was used as a symbol of Çepni, one of the 24 tribal organizations of Oghuz Turks. Umay is the goddess of fertility and virginity in Turkic mythology and Tengriism.'
One could have stopped at the '(cf. Turkic borrowing Umay)' part, of course, but I dug a bit deeper out of curiosity.
Judge for yourself. It's quite possible it's a Berber, but I don't have full certainty. City, do not lose sight of the Puppeteer, be careful. Good luck to you. Gil."
"Wanted to steal ND from Xostor, but it didn't work. Consequently, he is either Charlie without ND or the puppeteer whose ND cannot be stolen.
For all your future knowledge, everyone I steal ND from will get hit on the head by their own actions. So, I advise villains to be more careful.
Mr. Death, come over for tea, I have cookies and a huge desire to play chess!"
"My dear masker, my little puppet, don't be so stubborn — the masquerade is not an option for you. Accept that I am your master and your brain. It would be better if we worked together.
Kostyan, I think we understand each other.
Puppeteer"
"Slonysh and Kostyan have the same statuses. At Arandor's request, today I am comparing his status and Morning's
drawn person."
"Flandre — was a unicorn, and the vile mafiosi killed him! We will avenge you, scoundrels!
Blue Unicorn and Charlie.
PS You are forever in our hearts, friend."
Residents.
1. Neyra Drake
2. Arandor
3. Registr
4. Gur
6. Gil4
8. Ple-Sen
10. KostyaN
11. WhiteLizard
12. Leang
13. Kyle
14. Zedzi
15. Hermit
16. Thorium
17. Xostor
18. GamaUn
19. Vegtam
20. Morning
Non-residents.
5. Slonysh
7. Ta Kotoraya...
9. Flandre
Added 21 hours 21 minutes ago
Magic Tricks
Last night's events and the mysterious killer-jelly have left the residents of Bovblob wondering if they are growing their cucumbers correctly. Could this be a punishment from Ogurtsov?...
…The Chief Elf was already awake; he woke up early and set out with his partner in search of
...The first person they visited was Kyle.
-Good day, miss! You look wonderful!
- I am sir!
-Good day, sir! You look wonderful! How is your jelly?
- I don't understand what you are talking about.
- Are you a grinder?
- In what sense?
- Well, do you grind?
- I don't understand you.
- Fine, you don't have to answer that question. Better tell me, did you notice anything suspicious yesterday, or anyone suspicious?
- I did!
- What?!!
- My Gracilyceratops had an upset stomach. Do you think maybe I shouldn't have fed it wasabi?
- I think you shouldn't have.
- I knew it…
- Did you notice anything else?
-The llamas in the park were cold yesterday; it was cold to sit, and when playing chess, one needs to sit on something warm…Yes, and also tonight, someone dug up all my cookies, and they had taken so well this year, cursed thieves…and that Gil4, his music has been playing all day, I'm sick of it…
-Thank you for the information, sir! Have a great day!
…The next house the elves headed to was Xostor's house. They knocked on the door…
-Who's there?
-Perverted maniacs!
-Come in!
-Good day, sir!
-I am miss.
-Good day, miss.
-Actually, I am sir.
-Proof or liar!!!
-Why are you here?
-Investigating the jelly case, you've probably heard?
- Yes, I've heard, but what does that have to do with me?
-Where were you last night?!!
-I was at home, cooking jelly, talking to a friend via cat, and what were you doing?
...The elf turned to his partner and whispered:
-It's not him, I knew it right away.
-How did you know that?
- I was the one talking to him via cat yesterday.
-Aaaaaa…
...The elf turned back to Xostor and asked:
-And have you noticed anything suspicious lately?
-Hmm..something strange was following me tonight while I was watering the tigers, but other than that, nothing.
-And why do you have bananas in your ears?
-I have no idea; when I woke up, they were already there.
-Thank you for the information,- said the chief elf and hurried away with his partner…
…The elves noticed two young men standing near a sloth stall. They were arguing over whose pepper was bigger. These were Arandor and Morning…
-My pepper is bigger! It's visible to the naked ear!
-Sorry, but I have bananas in my ears, I can't see, can I touch it?
-Hahaha LOL, NOOB! Still haven't taken the bananas out x)
…After these words, Morning hit Arandor on the head with a pepper and he fell. A pepper brawl broke out. The elves decided not to interfere, because who knows, you might get hit on the head with a pepper…
"Purr-meow, purr-meow," came from the chief elf's pocket.
-I'm listening.
-Sir, come quickly to Mr. Xostor's house!
-Already on my way!
-But we have nothing to ride in!,- said his partner.
-True, we'll have to go on foot.
…Not far from Xostor's house, they discovered the body of Slonysh, sawed in half…
-Holy cucumbers!, - exclaimed the chief elf, - she didn't finish her ice cream!!!
-Chief, but she was killed.
-Silent.., - suddenly spoke one half of Slonysh.
-Aaaa!!!, - screamed the chief elf and jumped into his partner's arms.
-Monkeys, there were too many of them, and then he, Silent.., said Slonysh and died.
-Yikes, I'm going to be sick, - said the chief elf.
-You can't stand the sight of things sawed in half?
-No, the ice cream isn't tasty x(( vanilla… bleh x((
- Mda, -___-
…When the mermaids arrived and took Slonysh's remains, they noticed she was missing one kidney; strange, could she really have been killed for a kidney? If it's that necessary, you can just go to the store and buy one...
…Despite the terrible events that occurred in the city, in the evening all the townspeople went to a masquerade ball organized by an unknown person. Well of course, why not go, there will be freebies and handouts, and with those, you'll never be bored...
-Meow! Meow!, - several messages arrived on the chief elf's cat.
-Who can't sleep at night, grumbled the pointy-eared one…
"Found one link to a Turkic proverb as evidence. On one hand, it's kind of Berber, on the other — it seems connected. I'm writing this note in case of my death — just in case... But if I survive — all the better, at least the info will reach you. Firstly, the reason for this line of thought. If you type simply 'wolf and bear' into Google and other search engines, it's damn hard to find this Turkic proverb. This means the essence is not in that. Secondly, if we reason about proverbs, why specifically a Turkic one? It's kind of exotic. I'm not certain here, but I think the link is either to the meaning of the proverb or to its Turkic origin. Perhaps it's exactly the meaning, but I found an interesting link to the second — the origin (the main thing that confuses me is why a proverb should be the hint at something Turkic?). The nickname 'GamaUn' can be read as 'Gamayun', and then on Wiki we get info:
'Gamayun — in Russian mythology, a prophetic bird that sings divine songs to people and foretells the future to those who know how to hear the secret. Gamayun knows everything in the world. When Gamayun flies from the east, a deadly storm comes.'
And then, the key point:
'The image originally came from Eastern (Persian) mythology. It was depicted with a woman's head and breast. In the mythology of ancient Iranians, there is an analogue — the bird of joy Humayun[1] (cf. Turkic borrowing Umay).'
If you follow the link from footnote 1, you land on the page of the analogue — Humayun:
'The Huma (Persian: هما, pronounced Homā), also Homa, is a legendary bird especially of the Persian branch of Iranian mythology and Sufi fable. It is said to never come to rest, living its entire life flying invisibly high above the earth, and never alighting on the ground (in some legends it is said to have no legs).'
And the point that interests us:
'In Turkic mythology, it is referred as bird of Kumay or Umay which was used as a symbol of Çepni, one of the 24 tribal organizations of Oghuz Turks. Umay is the goddess of fertility and virginity in Turkic mythology and Tengriism.'
One could have stopped at the '(cf. Turkic borrowing Umay)' part, of course, but I dug a bit deeper out of curiosity.
Judge for yourself. It's quite possible it's a Berber, but I don't have full certainty. City, do not lose sight of the Puppeteer, be careful. Good luck to you. Gil."
"Wanted to steal ND from Xostor, but it didn't work. Consequently, he is either Charlie without ND or the puppeteer whose ND cannot be stolen.
For all your future knowledge, everyone I steal ND from will get hit on the head by their own actions. So, I advise villains to be more careful.
Mr. Death, come over for tea, I have cookies and a huge desire to play chess!"
"My dear masker, my little puppet, don't be so stubborn — the masquerade is not an option for you. Accept that I am your master and your brain. It would be better if we worked together.
Kostyan, I think we understand each other.
Puppeteer"
"Slonysh and Kostyan have the same statuses. At Arandor's request, today I am comparing his status and Morning's
drawn person."
"Flandre — was a unicorn, and the vile mafiosi killed him! We will avenge you, scoundrels!
Blue Unicorn and Charlie.
PS You are forever in our hearts, friend."
Residents.
1. Neyra Drake
2. Arandor
3. Registr
4. Gur
6. Gil4
8. Ple-Sen
10. KostyaN
11. WhiteLizard
12. Leang
13. Kyle
14. Zedzi
15. Hermit
16. Thorium
17. Xostor
18. GamaUn
19. Vegtam
20. Morning
Non-residents.
5. Slonysh
7. Ta Kotoraya...
9. Flandre
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
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