Da locum melioribus! или Hatof ve-ahol ki mahar namut!

Yeah, it'll make you rack your brains trying to figure out where the truth is and where the lie is. It works perfectly.

Back in my day, this was called a leak. Moreover, it's still called a leak now. Your attempts to prove to me that your leak isn't *that* shameful could make me smile, if they weren't so banal and cliché.