Da locum melioribus! или Hatof ve-ahol ki mahar namut!

And what if Christians are forbidden to drink beer, eat cookies, and watch TV?

I don't even know, neither of those things appeals to me. Islam repels me primarily because of customs like "haram," "polygamy," and other such things. Praying every ten minutes and so on, it's too demanding a religion; I'm irresponsible, so it probably wouldn't suit me.
Although, if it were like in some RPG, with a choice and a detailed description... I might consider it.