Academy of Sciences of Heroesland

Hello, fellow atheists and other non-believers! I hasten to inform you of some good news: you are heretics, apostates, infidels, Satanists, blasphemers, and other sinners, which means you are committing sacrilege by questioning the existence of God. According to the rules of the "Bible" forum "Planet Earth," you are subject to a ban and subsequent transportation to hell after this. Amen.