Haven of Revelation

It is common knowledge that those who claim they don't do it are actually doing it with twice the intensity.

I agree. According to anonymous surveys, up to 90% of young people engaged in this during their teenage years, and unfortunately, you, the reader, are likely no exception to these percentages. However, only 2-3% are willing to publicly admit it. Therefore, a categorical denial in this context is a clear sign of frequent masturbation.

Morning, you wouldn't understand a person who has a girlfriend.

Too obvious. Provide a link or you're lying to avoid being exposed.