Scene in the subway. I'm sitting there, engrossed in my textbook. An old man is sitting next to me. And suddenly he says, "Can I ask you something?" I looked up, staring at him blankly – like, what does he want? "Yes?" - "Young lady, do you like the sun?" Me: "I don't know." I was distracted, you see, from the origin of the phoneme "yat"...
And then they tell me that it's not just "sun," but "Sun," with a capital S...
"Blondes" - to the stake.
Жаль, не лебедь я...
Сандро (не)жив! :D :D :D
Влюбившийся дурак на глупости горазд (с)
В сказке грусти синей я один, как бог... (с)