Draco_Lich
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A man is teaching a parrot to speak:
- I can walk!
The parrot repeats:
- I can walk!
- I can talk!
- I can talk!
- I can fly!
- You're lying!
Three collective farmers are riding in a commuter train. One says:
- I grew an apple, I put it on a stool – and the stool broke!
- And me, – says another, – my apple ripened, I put it on a table, and the table couldn't take it and cracked!
The third one says:
- Well, in my case an apple ripened, I put it on a cart…
- Did the cart break?
- No, a worm crawled out and ate the horse!
A man is teaching a parrot to speak:
- I can walk!
The parrot repeats:
- I can walk!
- I can talk!
- I can talk!
- I can fly!
- You're lying!
Three collective farmers are riding in a commuter train. One says:
- I grew an apple, I put it on a stool – and the stool broke!
- And me, – says another, – my apple ripened, I put it on a table, and the table couldn't take it and cracked!
The third one says:
- Well, in my case an apple ripened, I put it on a cart…
- Did the cart break?
- No, a worm crawled out and ate the horse!
Страшней драколича зверя нет!
Жаль, не лебедь я...
Сандро (не)жив! :D :D :D
Влюбившийся дурак на глупости горазд (с)
В сказке грусти синей я один, как бог... (с)
Жаль, не лебедь я...
Сандро (не)жив! :D :D :D
Влюбившийся дурак на глупости горазд (с)
В сказке грусти синей я один, как бог... (с)