Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Most people complain about the opposite.

Captain Obvious: this is a twisted form of bragging. However, if this version is incorrect, then there is a second one: Ar is compassionately worried about the girls who look at him and might slip. Or maybe he just decided to admit that men's attention is more pleasant to him
Oh yes, Magnus is looking for a catch

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Brrr, I'm going to pick up my mail package; hope customs didn't eat the Amazon package too much