Church of Saint Fludd

I apologize to the congregation for my long absence.

How much does opium cost for those who engage in idle chatter?

Unlike many others, the Church of Saint Flud does not require visitors and parishioners to make donations or sacrifices. The Church does not buy or sell anything.

To join the parish? Alright, I'm going to start blackmailing you now. If I don't get the highest spiritual rank in this church, I'll delete all the topics in the idle chatter section and ban everyone.

A heretic who commits such a crime against Flud will be condemned to the flames. It is best not to even mention this within the walls of the Church.

Can I be excommunicated? Or do I need to join first?

To do this, one must commit a crime against Flud – not against oneself, not against the forum, but specifically against Flud.