Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Does she know what I was thinking?)

The king and queen don't live a hundred thousand kilometers away.

Well, yes, they live closer. It could be another room or a small house next to the Castle. It's not that far to go.

Added 13 minutes later
And in general, I found something to talk about. Today, I saw a man in the hospital who was missing his lower jaw; his tongue just hangs out unless he presses it up.