If you have such a mindset, then you will naturally never understand that when a person makes a joke, they don't actually have vulgar thoughts.
If you were a guy, you would understand that a man would hardly call what you imagined a "pipe."
Seriously, it's like dealing with a child.
RiMpel2, one more similar statement, and I'll put you on ignore and issue a warning.
Let people use whatever avatars they want; your opinions aren't needed by anyone else.