His gaze drooped. It was all too complicated and too bloody. Gradually, Morning made his way to the far shelf with the inscription "Video Tutorials." After rummaging around, he pulled out an old video cassette, on which a casual observer might be able to make out the inscription from under the dust: "...hot holes 5."
Smiling conspiratorially, Morning hurried to his room. There, he had an old VCR hidden in his freezer...