Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Went for a walk with my friends. It was quite nice, I did exactly what I wanted to do during the New Year holidays. Running around in the snowdrifts and rolling in them. I'm actually pretty good at running through them, even though they're above my knees. My speed and jumping are good, and I guess my legs are long too. We even had a little fight with a friend. He's big, the jerk, like an Orc. It's hard to knock him down, so we had to cover him in snow. His whole face was covered in snow, although he got me back too. He kept dunking my face in the snow =( A real scoundrel. We even recorded everything on video, our third friend was filming. It was awesome. The only downside was that snow kept getting into my boots, and it was cold. My shoelaces even froze and turned into icicles. I jumped off a tank once. Whew, that was good.