What are your plans for the new year?

Veg, Liz, there are no "joke" options in this poll. Everything has a direct meaning and implies something real.

Oh, and then say that you've never pranked guests. Like, hiding under the Christmas tree so that everyone gets covered in needles.

But in reality, I'm currently indulging in sleep, oh god, what a bliss it is to sleep 10 hours a day... it's been a long time since I managed to spend more than 4 hours on it.