What if the main character is a sorcerer named Petka, who is looking for a golden bottle of vodka that is hidden by Grandpa Gondos, who stole it from real guys on his way to the pdidorp kingdom? He is attacked by homeless people, then he passes through Moscow, kills Putin and Medvedev, then ofmgelee gopniks ask him for acetone, then a prostitute, then Grandpa Gondos himself, then more homeless people, then drug addicts who ask him to free Tarchka Geru, then gays, then alcoholics, and in the end, he arrives at other sorcerers.
Демократия есть одурачивание народа при помощи народа ради блага народа.(Уайльд Оскар)