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Sacred Haven of Debauchery

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When your own depressing existence, oozing from every pore, prevents you from participating in the festivities even once a year, that's bad. And yet, this isn't just an "ordinary day" that can be replaced with any other by gathering together. It's a new, major chronological period when people celebrate another orbit of the Earth around the Sun; it's a holiday of astronomical proportions. You don't need to go to math class at school or have anal sex in the office; the pre-New Year suite, the feeling that the whole planet is celebrating with you, unlike some individual birthdays, the pleasant contrast of colorful tinsel and string lights on a green Christmas tree, snowflakes lazily falling from the sky, and Santa Claus, a pedophile, shouting "ho-ho-ho." All of this happens only once a year. A year is a long time.
These are all the reasons you were interested in. Whether you want to be happy about it or not is up to you.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.