Where will you be celebrating the New Year?

You haven't seen anything yet. As far as I know, in Russia, we say "in Ukraine," and Ukrainians write "Росия" (Rosia?). So, let's not nitpick; we say what we want and just enjoy it.
I also answered honestly. Although a more accurate answer would be something in between my version and Sanin's. But a 100% Sanin version won't work because of his parents, haha.