Vlad
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How did you, noble sir in a white frock coat, end up in such a backwater? Did you come to observe the rural plebs with their "hands in manure"? A little excursion to the countryside for a thrill? So that, upon returning to the palace, you can sip a hundred-year-old wine on an atlas cushion and smoke a pipe by the fireplace, feeling with every cell the luxury of your usual surroundings?
What do you desire? We have porridge with bran, and we have strong homemade moonshine made from… well, you get the idea.
No, right now I have slightly different goals, and there are plenty of people to manage the forum. There are moderators galore.
I never encouraged spam, but I don't want to ignore it either. Let everything be in moderation.