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In response to the unrest near the Kremlin walls on Manezhnaya Square, the internet president of Russia, Dmitry Medvedev, threatened action on Twitter. The harshest punishment awaits terrorists and extremists, he stated on his Facebook page.
Zoology lesson.
- Here, we see that the crocodile has laid eggs... Does anyone know why?
Vovochka:
- He's old... He doesn't need them anymore...
A young man and a woman are walking down the street. A well-dressed man approaches them and greets the young man.
- Do you know him?
- Yes, we work together.
- And what does he do?
- He's my assistant. He signs the letters that I take to the post office.
- How is your new girlfriend?
- Like the Large Hadron Collider.
- So, does she have a lot of energy?
- No, she costs a lot of money, and she's always breaking down.