Looking for helpers in map creation.

My version:)
*A rural landscape. A hero (from the Empire faction) and his friend – a talking griffin – are standing nearby.*
Griffin:
-Well, are you awake?
Hero:
-My head hurts so much!..
-You shouldn't have drunk so much!
*A rider approaches.*
Rider:
-The king's order! All commanders must arrive at the main square with their best men tomorrow at midnight!
Hero:
-Who are you, huh?
-I am the king's messenger!
-Say the password!
-What password?
-I knew it! We've been tricked! Aaa!!!
-Are you kidding me?
-I figured you out!
*Here, the rider should express facepalm.*
-Be at the square tomorrow at midnight!
Griffin:
-And what is this all about?
*Flies up to the rider, attacks him (or something like that), the rider turns into a ghost.*
Hero:
-Aaa!!! A ghost! Everything is bought!
*The ghost runs away.*
Griffin:
-We should leave here, or they'll kill us.

This is how the incredible adventures of the Knight named Atebenevsyaravno (shortened to Ato) and his faithful talking griffin, Skopi, began.

P.S. No throwing slippers!