Sacred Haven of Debauchery

If I get sick again, it will probably ruin everything.

You're like a real hacker – you know everything about computers!

You could also skip work, preferring to "spend your free time however you like," not earn money, and live in a dumpster.

If you study hard and get excellent grades, you'll earn a lot of money.

Exactly! And those who don't study hard in school will end up working as janitors! And the most deserving and intelligent guys will go to military school, become officers, and get an apartment after twenty years!