Fun

The story is ABSOLUTELY true (Budda will confirm)
The other day, I was playing Heroes 2 with my brother and Budda. I should note that this GUY (my brother) played in the 3rd game, but not in the 2nd...
And here are some phrases (Budda and I were laughing like crazy):
*Mysticism skill* — well, this is feng shui
*Statue in the Warlock's castle* — this is a bald guy on the toilet
*Non-upgraded Minotaur* — old Minotaur
*Looking at my turn on the map and seeing my hero* — how did I get there?
*Looking at Budda's turn on the recruitment panel* — I wish I had such cool artifacts
*About Necropolis* — "Imagine you're walking through a cemetery and you see something like that?"
(Me) — "What — "Something like that"?"
— Well, like a house!

Sorry if it's not funny.