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Damn.
I overdid it. I wrote a post and wanted to copy it, missed, and pressed "paste." The quote from Plesen about the crazy hairy guy was pasted. Now I have to retype it. Thanks, Plesen. Not that you're to blame, I'm sure the clipboard already contained something. But still.

- BUTTHURT

- and cockroach races. There was a guy nearby who offered to let me beat up some debtor of his. I didn't do it; I'm not a jerk. They would have taken away my title -_-

I still couldn't find a fist fighter, so I had to postpone the fistfight. I took a mutant with melee skills and gave him a chainsaw. And a rocket launcher. He performed well. But in general, he turned out to be completely useless. Large weapons with 70% effectiveness, and he shot very close. So,

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he hit
once or twice from three steps away at a ratbear. Yes, I sent him into the Dungeon,

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I beat
him up on drugs, and I slashed ratbears with a knife. It's unclear why. That's the only thing he did during the mission. He has 8 OD, and he runs VERY slowly, like all mutants. Not much faster than normal people walk. And he looks unaesthetic against the background of the rest of the squad. More unaesthetic than a Descl. A remarkably poor fighter. He can't sneak, of course. He can't run up to the enemy and hit him before he reacts. He can't do anything. He has a lot of hit points and armor, but what's the point?
It's better to take a machine gunner or an energymeter, but I already have a machine gunner - Jack Sparrow. And I can also give a machine gun to a girl, but it's better to give her a flamethrower, with a "pyromaniac." And the energymeter can only use a laser machine gun. More like a laser cannon, because what is the point of laser bullets?
Kids, don't take this idiot; it's better to save many hours of time that you would spend watching him trudge lazily through the sand, lagging behind the squad by a kilometer.
Nevertheless, in the next mission, I pulled a stimpack and a powerfist out of the debtor's pocket. And a sailor-cosmonaut's armor appeared for sale. What else could I want? All that's left is to hire Riddick with 160% unarmed skills and double damage from behind, and dominate everyone. True, he can't do anything else, but others can do that.
In short, that's the gist of it.
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