I'm not made of iron either.
But your avatar says otherwise! You're quite the "solid state" guy, and even with a cigar. The hat just doesn't fit.
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Meji, do I consider myself a city dweller, and is that normal?)) Just kidding. Seriously, I don't consider you a city dweller; otherwise, I would have executed someone else.
I'm wondering if you're a smoker or a maniac- a pervert.