What are you listening to right now?

Alestorm - Over The Seas

Alestorm - Captain Morgan's Revenge

This is what the members of the Alestorm band look like: What do they sing about? What do these saccharine softies know about piracy?



A real pirate doesn't shave or use a comb, and only washes when the ship is sinking! A real pirate robs and kills innocent people, enjoying it! A real pirate drinks a pint of rum and then jumps into a boarding attack, cutting everyone down left and right, like a sea devil! A real pirate speaks in a hoarse bass, and when he shouts, shivers run down your spine! These guys can tell you about all the hardships of pirate life! Meet Swashbuckle – pirate thrash metal from the USA! More photos :) one two
Last year's album was surprisingly good. Thrash is interspersed with acoustic tracks, like a jam session in a tavern. Some of the songs aren't thrash at all.
P.S. In general, the band is well-known; I just wrote this as a humorous post.