1) Did you know about the existence of the science of "conflictology" before this survey?
yes
2) What do you think this science is about?
complete nonsense
3) When, in your opinion, did it appear?
in the USSR, 1961
4) Is there a need for such a science at all?
it exists, but with a more modest name
5) Is it in demand in our country?
only in the field of state civil service, and even then, very little
6) Will its importance for society grow, decrease, or remain unchanged over time?
it will not
7) Would you personally use the services of a conflictologist? Is there a need for it?
no
8) What problems do you expect a conflictologist to solve?
golems have no problems
9) How much are you willing to pay for their services?
nothing
10) What do you think a conflictologist should look like and how should they behave?
a young, flirty girl
I hate social science.

Когда я умер, небыло никого, кто бы это опроверг
клан "Vampires"
P.S. ...но против креста Я не пойду никогда...