Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Everything is fine. Windows sometimes lags, but the phone supports version 7, which will be released soon. It fits comfortably in a jeans or pants pocket, better than anything else. It's flat and seems designed for such pockets. And I don't care about the weight; I don't even notice it. Despite all the complaints that it's almost impossible to use with one hand, I almost always manage with just one. And that's considering I have small hands. P.S. They're also making an Android version for it, or maybe they already have. Yeah, whatever, I'm happy with Windows 6.5 for now. I was just in the shower, practicing whispering loudly (it's somehow related to the quality of screaming). I was whispering so loudly that my parents heard me from their room, which is at least one closed door away, over the sound of the water.