Humor in Heroes of Might and Magic V.

Dianel, what about some poems about a little heroic boy? And in this poem, I liked the verse about Andrias, and the fact that "we don't care." Now, two stories (made up by me, any coincidences are accidental): Two boys meet at school, both playing "Heroes 5." One walks by the other and hits him with an empty bottle. When the second boy turns around, offended, the first says: "But I have the 'unresponsive strike' ability." "Nothing like that," says the second boy, taking a textbook out of his backpack. "But I have 'Skilled Counterattack'," he says and hits the first on the head with the textbook, "and 'Diabolic Strike'." With the second blow, with all his might, the "offended" one ends his tirade. The first is in shock :). Castle defense. Like in the game. The line at the bottom describes the events. "Knights are gathering to attack the hellish steeds (humans are defending), they begin to move." "The soldiers didn't have time to open the gates..." "The hellish steeds neigh in every sense of the word at the knights smeared on the gates :D."