Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I also have a few phrases that I used to say often, mainly in school, as the circumstances encouraged frequent use. For example, when someone asked for something and said, "give it," I would reply, "my wife will give it." And if someone asked for help, but I couldn't or didn't want to provide it, I would say, "God help you." After this phrase, the persistent classmates would immediately understand that they wouldn't get any help from me this time.