Imaris
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I just wanted to explain what you'll be doing.
Today, around 11 PM, you'll meet me at Sheremetyevo airport, treat me to white chocolate, give me some chewing gum (Stimorol, Eclipse, or "5"), and then you'll take my suitcase and carry it. After that, you'll take me to my place in Moscow, and treat me to chocolate and chewing gum again. Then we'll see if you'll be useful for anything else.
Oh, and you'll also help me avoid any airport hassle, I don't know how, maybe you'll have to pay.
And don't forget to get me a gift! It should be useful, useful enough for me to accept it.