Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I played as a Guardian, then I was kicked out of the old camp, and I didn't even have time to grab heavy armor, but I really wanted to... I joined the mercenaries and also the mages, and learned up to the 2nd circle. Only two-handed weapons, didn't even learn bows/crossbows. Basically, a brutal masochist.

That's right, Guardians are fat pigs who only eat and shoot. Mercenaries, on the other hand, lead the world to freedom, or rather, help the mages do it.
I switched from Guardian to Mage when I first played Might and Magic 1, and that was incredibly stupid.

Lock, I don't know who he is, but he's talking about something about sakura, which doesn't seem to be me.
And stop arguing about who's more upset, it's getting boring.

I really like small, slender girls with long hair. Am I a pedophile?

OMG, 2 hours at the water park - only went down the slide 10 times >< and my mom didn't want to spend more money.
And I'm disappointed, the tallest slide, or rather both of the tallest slides, didn't give me any adrenaline, neither before nor after I went down :(

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ps, Krabby has a cute kitten ^^