Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Yes, I eat vegetables and fruits. And many other high-quality, tasty, and healthy foods. Don't you? Do you choke down ground-up cartilage wrapped in dough, covered in ketchup, washed down with cola, and finished off with processed cheese in sugar? I also recommend consuming as much mayonnaise as possible and drinking technical water – you'll feel great.

Your pasta is garbage. There's a difference between not eating garbage and being a neurotic hypochondriac.