Foreign ideals are fleeting and do not deserve to exist.

Now go get a swastika tattoo.

But why? I'm not a fascist. I'm friends with that Tatar guy.

It's hot with them, they constantly get in the way, it's inconvenient to run with them, you have to wash them often, I'm tired of them...

Exactly. They get in your face, they sweat, and if you walk down the street and the wind blows anywhere other than straight into your face, it becomes very unpleasant.

And besides, I haven't had a haircut since I graduated. That's been about three years. It's a saving on the barber, of course, and you can then spend that money on some stale beer or a bag of Aria, but everything eventually comes to an end. Maybe I've bought myself another couple of years – the idea of growing new ones, even better than the old ones, looks tempting.
In winter, of course, it's convenient. But now I'll have to dust off that thing I have lying around in a dark corner.

However, now I can headbutt chickens, not waste time combing, wash as many times a day as I want without discomfort, refresh myself with a handful of water spread over my skull, and many other pleasant things.