Sacred Haven of Debauchery

A young kitten lived in poverty; all she could afford was to groom herself, and that was her only beauty. But other cats lived in comfort and luxury... But the kitten didn't despair. She was very smart and cunning and didn't show that she was envious of the other cats. She was just cheerful, open, and herself, and soon she became liked by all the cats in the area...
That kitten was you.
The end of the story: she got the coolest cat she could ever dream of, and now she lives in luxury and comfort.