This can be imagined as a husband's daily return from a run:)

- Honey, where were you?
- I was running.
- That's strange, but your t-shirt is dry and doesn't smell at all!
- You idiot, I was running in a different t-shirt!

- Honey, where were you?
- I was running.
- That's strange, but your t-shirt is dry and doesn't smell at all!
- Smell my sneakers!

- Honey, where were you?
- I was running.
- That's strange, but your underwear is dry and doesn't smell at all?
- Smell the damn t-shirt!

- Honey, where were you?
- At the neighbor's.
- That's strange, but your t-shirt smells like you were running!

- Honey, where were you?
- I was shitting.
- That's strange, but the toilet paper is dry and doesn't smell at all!

- Honey, where were you?
- I was writing creative content.
- That's strange, but your t-shirt doesn't smell.
- And why the hell should it smell, and you're annoying me by sniffing everything. Go kill yourself.

- Go to hell...
- But...
- I said, go to hell...

- Honey, where were you?
- I was running.
- ...
- What?
- I was carrying you on my shoulders, and finally, I got you back!

- Honey, where were you?
- I was shooting frogs in Germany with a laser from space using a satellite!
- That's strange, but there's no smell of grass.
- You idiot, I'm on LSD.

- Honey, why do you smell?
- Because I was running in a diving suit today.

- Honey, where were you?
- I was running.
- That's strange, but your t-shirt doesn't smell at all.
- Am I supposed to run on my hands so I smell?

- Honey, where were you?
- I was sniffing!
- Glue?
- No, damn it, I was sniffing the t-shirt!

- Honey, where were you?
- Go f*** yourself!

- Honey, where were you?
- I was f***ing curious people!!!

- Honey, where were you?
- I was running.
- That's strange, but your t-shirt is dry and doesn't smell at all!
- Guess what, honey, I was the one who was f***ing!

If I missed any unmasked profanity, please tell me where. I will correct it.