HoM[M]ie
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It's tough being a girl. They have to sit and write, they need to apply makeup, and they spend a considerable amount of time taking care of their hair. They have to spend extra money on all that cosmetics, beauty salons, varnishes, and balms. They are forced to wear uncomfortable high heels and uncomfortable clothes that are designed for a striking appearance rather than functionality.
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
