Stay in the Stone Age...
You, silly man, have a silly idea about the USSR as a backward state.
You have a perception of "abroad" as backward people. What's more, you can't even accept the fact of the country's evolution from the Soviet Union to the Russian Federation; keep eating your Tula gingerbread.
It is not known for sure who was the first on the moon; they were the first to fly into space, yes. But before that, there were so many victims of the "Soviet striving for the "highest," who broke through to space first through failures based on human lives; well done.
I have already voiced the thought somewhere that "if the greatest bliss for you is to be...".
And you were the first to say, "You are all freaks! American lackeys! You eat American food!! SLAVES!!"
And I will troll all sorts of glamorous sheep...
Except the ones we've made