Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I'm sure you at least clicked and looked for a couple of seconds :3

I discovered that if you copy your awful font, you can even read it.
No, I first allowed the flash blocker in the browser, and then, seeing the waiting triangle above the promising inscription, I easily overcame the completely absent temptation and calmly scrolled down the page. Am I some kind of idiot to watch all sorts of garbage?