A statement from user Alvirdimus on elderscrolls.net:
ALL MODERATORS MUST READ THIS!:)

Dear moderator, are you tired of users? Do they create tons of idiotic topics, spam, and cause trouble on the forum? And if you say anything, they shout, "All moderators are <censored by moderator>!"
Here are exactly thirty worthy responses to these insignificant noobs when they ask questions about the quality of your moderation! No one will dare argue with you!

So, let's go:
1. I just deleted it.
2. I accidentally deleted it.
3. I pressed the wrong button.
4. I was drunk and having fun on the site.
5. I wanted to annoy someone.
6. My girlfriend left me.
7. I just felt that everyone was forgetting who's in charge on the forum.
8. As a protest against the lawlessness of traffic cops.
9. My girlfriend came to visit.
10. I just needed to delete something.
11. I don't remember.
12. I was practicing.
13. I needed to reduce the amount of data in the database because we don't have enough memory.
14. It wasn't me, it was my girlfriend who came to visit.
15. Sorry, some kind of fly bit me.
16. Ilya told me to.
17. That's just how things turned out...
18. It's better this way, in terms of the site's design.
19. My girlfriend asked me to.
20. I had a vision...
21. I wanted to leave a mark.
22. I didn't quite believe it was possible.
23. My son thought it was a calculator program.
24. I was curious – I wanted to see if you would notice.
25. I swear, this is the last time.
26. The ways of a moderator are mysterious.
27. After spilling beer, only this key works.
28. I get paid based on how many times I do this... Don't be angry, kind people, my wife is hungry and the children are not fed at home...
29. I just don't know how to do anything else...
30. Just because I can, and you can't... He-he-he...